The Chronicles of a Facebook Warrior

A View from Timmy Tater’s Facebook feed. 

Monday, 9:47 AM “Some people think they can just walk all over others and get away with it. You know who you are. The universe sees everything. What goes around comes around. #karma #done #overit”

Monday, 2:15 PM “UPDATE: Still can’t believe the AUDACITY of certain individuals. I’m not naming names but if the shoe fits… 🙄 Some people really need to look in the mirror. I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking.”

Tuesday, 7:22 AM “Good morning to everyone except those fake people who smile to your face then stab you in the back. You know the type. They think they’re so clever but everyone can see right through them. Real recognize real. #authentic #nofilter #truth”

Wednesday, 11:33 PM “Lying awake thinking about how some people can sleep at night knowing what they’ve done. Must be nice to have no conscience. Some of us actually have morals and integrity. But hey, that’s just me I guess 🤷‍♀️”

Thursday, 6:45 AM “Coffee thoughts: It’s amazing how certain people can twist everything to make themselves the victim. Master manipulators. But those of us with half a brain can see what’s really going on. The truth always comes out eventually.”

Friday, 4:18 PM “WEEKLY REMINDER: Some people owe me apologies they’ll never give and explanations I’ll never get. But my peace of mind isn’t dependent on their actions anymore. Growth. 💪 #healing #boundaries #blessed”

Saturday, 9:30 PM “Saturday night and I’m unbothered by all the fake people living their fake lives. Meanwhile I’m over here being REAL and some people can’t handle that. Their loss, not mine. #livingmybestlife #authentic”

Sunday, 1:45 PM “Sunday sermon hit different today. Pastor was definitely talking about forgiveness but some people make it really hard when they keep doing the same things over and over. I’m trying to be the bigger person here but… 🙏”

Monday, 8:12 AM “New week, same energy. Not gonna let certain people’s toxicity affect my vibe. They can keep playing their little games but I’m playing chess while they’re playing checkers. ♟️ #strategy #unbothered”

Tuesday, 5:55 PM “Funny how some people think they can just disappear when things get real. Accountability is a foreign concept to some folks. But hey, their character speaks for itself. Actions over words, always.”

Wednesday, 10:20 AM “Three dots… typing… delete. Some things are better left unsaid. You’re welcome, Facebook. I saved y’all from a real post today. Sometimes silence is the loudest response. 🤐”

Total likes of these posts over a week and a half long-four.  One love and one comment “I think I know who ur talking about & all I gots is-TRUTH!  HOLLA!

Stay tuned for next week’s installment: “Why I’m Done with Fake Friends (But Also Here’s Seventeen More Posts About Them)”